Even if they weren't replacing algorithms, this email really stings. I've not received this email, which means as I read it, I have to translate everything into the reverse:
Dear member,
You are ugly and here is a rock-solid fact to prove it. Because you are ugly, we shall make sure the pretty people don't have to look at you. It's not like they'd be interested any way because you're ugly and they're pretty. FYI: Pretty people only talk to you as an act of charity.
Yours, OkCupid
I mean, I can appreciate I'm not a hottie, sure, but to have it rubbed in like that, urgh, it's like being back in high school. Fuck, at least in high school they didn't quote statistics at me to prove themselves right...
Anyways, rant over and hurt feelings directed into a terse "Why are you leaving message" and a good amount of Slipknot. Account deleted and I will have Nothing nice to say about the site whenever it comes up in conversation.
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Dear member,
You are ugly and here is a rock-solid fact to prove it. Because you are ugly, we shall make sure the pretty people don't have to look at you. It's not like they'd be interested any way because you're ugly and they're pretty. FYI: Pretty people only talk to you as an act of charity.
Yours,
OkCupid
I mean, I can appreciate I'm not a hottie, sure, but to have it rubbed in like that, urgh, it's like being back in high school. Fuck, at least in high school they didn't quote statistics at me to prove themselves right...
Anyways, rant over and hurt feelings directed into a terse "Why are you leaving message" and a good amount of Slipknot. Account deleted and I will have Nothing nice to say about the site whenever it comes up in conversation.