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Inspired by far too many posts on social media in which guys worry about the size of their genitalia. This is a slightly edited version of something I posted as a comment on facebook last week, but felt it deserved to be preserved for posterity, or future referencing:

"Aaaaaaargh!! I think I just hit my final limit for guys imagining that having a massive cock is what makes for a good lay. It just plain isn't true. It's not length, it's not girth, it's not even what you do with it that matters. What makes you decent in bed, guys, is NOT BEING ALL ABOUT YOUR COCK.

Guys, I have got to tell you, your best tools for pleasing a woman are (1) Your hands*, (2) Your mouth*, (3) your brain, (4) whatever sex toys you happen to have lying around, and maybe if she's really worked up and horny for you then your dick might be a welcome addition, and when it is... guess what? The size of it isn't going to matter, because (unless you're painfully bashing her cervix, which is so not fun) she'll only be able to feel the first three inches and your pubic bone grinding against hers anyway.

Don't get me wrong. I love fucking. I've used strap-ons with my girlfriends too, on occasion (NB. Funnily enough, it's never the first thing we go for). When it's good, it's good. But when it's good, it's because someone's paying attention to the girl-bits it's going into, not just to the size of the damn tool.

This rant brought to you by the Horny Bisexual Women's Commission For Better Sex."

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*Okay, female opinion may differ on the order of these. But hey, this is my rant. And for my money, hands are WAY more versatile, flexible, sensitive and effective than mouths. I've never yet had a tongue hit my g-spot.

Date: 2014-09-18 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weegoddess.livejournal.com
Heh. I usually claim in a nicely modulated voice that I don't consider battering rams sexy. Oddly enough, that seems to quell even the biggest dick-waver.

IME, size only matters to the guys what have the equipment, which is fine if they are planning to do each other. I think that it's a MASTERY POWER BIGGER IS BETTER testosterone thing. Which is funny enough. We of the girl-bits tend to prefer finesse over largesse.

Date: 2014-09-21 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] world-rim-walke.livejournal.com
Are you saying you prefer finesse over generosity with cock, or size of cock?

Date: 2014-09-21 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weegoddess.livejournal.com
The latter.

Date: 2014-09-19 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spiralflames.livejournal.com
thank. you.

Date: 2014-09-21 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] world-rim-walke.livejournal.com
Diversify, diversify!

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