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1. Drowned spiders do not float, they sink.
2. If said drowned spider is in a cup of tea, it is therefore invisible (even more so if you happen to be in a dark room and focussing your attention on watching a film at the time).
3. The sensation of having a dead spider in your mouth is remarkably like sucking on the leafy bit from the top of a strawberry. Thankfully, it doesn't taste of much.
4. I have also realised that whilst not scared of spiders in the slightest, I have no idea which breeds are toxic if ingested, or any clue where this one had been. Yuck. :(
5. (Gap in knowledge) Still have no idea how said spider got into my cup of tea - now carefully inspecting all teabags and spoons for 'passengers', and hoping that none are stupid enough to abseil down from ceilings, or climb up from the table into my mug of hot beverage. The tea is sacred, dammit!
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Notes to self (Mostly unrelated to above incident):
1. Do not feed trolls. No matter how tempting to do so. Even if they plead. Also, like gremlins, absolutely do not feed them after midnight.
2. Do not make blog posts about issues with specific partners, no matter how much it masquerades in your head as a request for advice, it's probably a rant in disguise. As a wise person pointed out recently, it's undignified as having your rows in the middle of the street. Don't do it. On the other hand, composing said rant for the benefit of the person concerned, and showing it to them after you've spoken about the issue in person, may be a good thing.
3. Really, seriously, don't feed the trolls. Nothing good ever comes of it. Put the conversation down, and step away.
4. Inspect all tea-making equipment carefully.
5. Don't get online before household chores are finished for the day. This means they'll never happen, and then you end up with dirty dishes and no clean clothes. - Doh!
2. If said drowned spider is in a cup of tea, it is therefore invisible (even more so if you happen to be in a dark room and focussing your attention on watching a film at the time).
3. The sensation of having a dead spider in your mouth is remarkably like sucking on the leafy bit from the top of a strawberry. Thankfully, it doesn't taste of much.
4. I have also realised that whilst not scared of spiders in the slightest, I have no idea which breeds are toxic if ingested, or any clue where this one had been. Yuck. :(
5. (Gap in knowledge) Still have no idea how said spider got into my cup of tea - now carefully inspecting all teabags and spoons for 'passengers', and hoping that none are stupid enough to abseil down from ceilings, or climb up from the table into my mug of hot beverage. The tea is sacred, dammit!
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Notes to self (Mostly unrelated to above incident):
1. Do not feed trolls. No matter how tempting to do so. Even if they plead. Also, like gremlins, absolutely do not feed them after midnight.
2. Do not make blog posts about issues with specific partners, no matter how much it masquerades in your head as a request for advice, it's probably a rant in disguise. As a wise person pointed out recently, it's undignified as having your rows in the middle of the street. Don't do it. On the other hand, composing said rant for the benefit of the person concerned, and showing it to them after you've spoken about the issue in person, may be a good thing.
3. Really, seriously, don't feed the trolls. Nothing good ever comes of it. Put the conversation down, and step away.
4. Inspect all tea-making equipment carefully.
5. Don't get online before household chores are finished for the day. This means they'll never happen, and then you end up with dirty dishes and no clean clothes. - Doh!
