Maxine's Journal

This morning's batch included an advert for 'amatory pillules'. Isn't that the best phrase? I'm imagining tiny tablets giving each other some tender lovin', like little mexican humping beans. Isn't that cute?

Reminds of another one from a month or two back - 'retroareolar nodularity' direct translation: 'we haven't a clue what it is, but you've got a bit of a lump there, behind your nipple'. (Don't worry, this was from before I had the biopsy, and it turned out fine)

I love medical jargon!

Do you guys have any favourites?